Life Lesson Learnt From Shopping Like White People

Last few weeks I’ve witnessed people going through shit. All sorts of shit but mostly relationship shit and friendship shit, and those people get all caught up in the emotional and the mental…not a pretty sight. Sleep is lost, food not eaten, stalking, high blood pressure, screw face, sighing, crying, it goes on.

One thing I noticed was that whenever their mouth opened all that came up was the other person. Oh she went and did this. Oh he said that. Oh she had the nerve to go there. Oh he keep doing this. Why he talking to her. Why she not answering. You know he with his friend? I haven’t seen her in so long. How he can say that and then say this…

What does this have to do with learning a lesson from shopping like white people? Well its not specifically white people, I should have said ‘like Americans’ but you get the drift unless you’re one of those people. I’ll, however, just keep using ‘white people’ instead ’cause it fits better. You see what I noticed about white people is that when they shop they have a strong sense of worth both in the value of their hard earned dollar and in themselves. ee’ coulda quart fu de subben dem expek fi get dem subben and in damn good condition too an pon time. If one ding pon um ee ah goo back an best believe dem expek full refund of dat quart dey. Why? Because they are worth it. Fullstop. Most time we nuh even business: jus a likkle ding man. Chupz ah just one quart you ah get arn so fa?

And there we see the difference. And it’s a lesson well learnt. I am worth it! I am number one! Make every word that proceed out of your mouth about you, not the generator of the negative vibe. Be narcissistic if you have to. That person cannot be number one in their world and still be number one in yours. Nuttin tal can go so. Demand your refund because your quart is plenty, especially in these hard economic times; in these hard emotional times you are number one because just like Lauréal, you are worth it!

…. Unless you like misery, in which case keep from me cause misery like company and I ain’t about that life.

Peace!